Jason Altman

[DonutSlave]

Whats the latest on Jason Altman...is he still with ERAC and what is he like to work for now...use to work for him and this guy was a complete green freek???

[Hong Kong Fuey]

Still knocking out the cool frosty tasty beverages in U2.

[Tim O' Tei]

Is that the idiot who bangs on the table and says:-

"Do you hear that? That's opportuniy knocking."

And people ask what's wrong withERAC.

yeah hes still at U2

he seems a nice bloke but you never see him

[Tim O' Tei]

The man typifies ERAC. Spouts incomprehensible corporate 'management talk' and is all smiles but you get the feeling he wouldn't hesitate to throw you under the bus.

"low hanging fruit"

"cecil"

what an idiot. Promoted Leyton to city managers having run 220 cars as an area manager. Now he is a sales and marketing manager.

Fools all of them. great jaaaaaaaaaaaaaab go team U2

He is much loved and admired by the folks above him, once described by one of my rental folks as a smiling rotwiler . . . . .I personally always loved his expression "call that man butter . . . hes on a roll! That gave me limitless energy to go and clean cars till 10pm on a night in feb!!!

I always enjoyed the story about his wifes X5 and how she got ripped off by purchasing Diamond Brite paintwork protection for 300 bucks, by the look of the other posts here she should have shelled out for scotchguard on the interior just in case gary comes knocking again!

Mind you she probably got envious as altman fucks his staff all the time.

[oldschool]

Breed - liking your work! If there is one Erac anecdote that has the ability to make me laugh out loud regardless of my current mood, its that one....

Other altmanisms:-

"Pull up a seat - but hey, I guarantee you will only need the edge of it!"

or my personal favourite when faced with another resignation:-

"You know what? There ain't no bars on the windows!"

Hmmmmmmmm!

Well only at ERAC,mate . . . reading this site brings back alot of funny memories! I did quite well out of it myself . . at least my life of leisure has started! now all we need is to revist the tales of crystals!

I pity the fool