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Default How many times do you need to reach for your dictionary admin?

seem to be a few explanations...what is it they say about 2 countries being divided by the same language?
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Default Re: How many times do you need to reach for your dictionairy admin?

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seem to be a few explanations...what is it they say about 2 countries being divided by the same language?
The differences between British English and American English seem to be less than 1%. I'm a bit of a language maven so I find them particularly interesting.

I read The Economist weekly and I can't get enough of it, so I've had some exposure to British English. There remains, however, no excuse for Madonna's new accent.

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"I got a translator. You just type in the word and it gives you the English verision. Give me a word."

"Souffle"

"And the translation comes to..........souffle"
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Default Re: How many times do you need to reach for your dictionary admin?

and did you know that there is now word in the english dictionary that ryhmes with the word orange......

As for reaching for the dictionary, I have to reach for it many times, purely to deal with the translation requirements in some of the emails that I get sent from the branch managers...

Ive has some corkers....

Shud..............Cud.......Wud..........etc etc....
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and did you know that there is now word in the english dictionary that ryhmes with the word orange......

As for reaching for the dictionary, I have to reach for it many times, purely to deal with the translation requirements in some of the emails that I get sent from the branch managers...

Ive has some corkers....

Shud..............Cud.......Wud..........etc etc....
Unfortunately, there is no spelling or grammar check on the 'ol MS01 system, so you get to see the true stupidity of the managers you are supposed to idolize.

Also, several level III and IV employees haven't gotten the memo that typing in all caps is very rude.

YOU GUYS DO AN AWESUM JOB AND SELL DAMAGE WAIVER!!!! NO LOOK BOK!!!!
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Default Re: How many times do you need to reach for your dictionary admin?

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"I got a translator. You just type in the word and it gives you the English verision. Give me a word."

"Souffle"

"And the translation comes to..........souffle"

"The French have no word for entreprenuer"
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Default Re: How many times do you need to reach for your dictionary admin?

Try entering "failure" on google and click on "i`m feeling lucky"
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Default Re: How many times do you need to reach for your dictionary admin?

For those that cant be bothered opening another window...

Click the link

http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html

and how goods that.........Shame it cant be redirected to a few other peoples websites....
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Try entering "failure" on google and click on "i`m feeling lucky"
thats funny as fcuk!!
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Default Re: How many times do you need to reach for your dictionary admin?

Someone get that man a dictionary,,,,,,,,,

its spelt...


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