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Old 2006-02-09
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Default Re: Should We Do A Week's Test In The U.K. Forum Requiring Registration?

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bleedgreen: That scaredy-cat spineless malcontent! Afraid to register! Couldn't hack it in rental! Claims to "bleed green" but then comes here to slag on her employer! Probably wears granny panties! Probably throws like a girl! Probably wears plaid when it's not appropriate (as you can see I've already exhausted my list of made-up insults). But ah ha!, you can't post here to refute me! Needer needer needer!

realitycheck: Negative, critical, no-paragraph-using, never-has-a-nice-thing-to-say, disagreeable, always-wants-a-fight sad sack pain in the ass! Probably scowls at friendly dogs with waggly tails! Ha Ha! You can't post here to refute me either!

I'm starting to like this registered-only forum!

Vengence is mine! Bwahahahahahahaha!

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Re: Here We Can Make Fun Of bleedgreen And realitycheck!

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Ha Ha! bleedgreen the server logs show that you were just reading that previous message. You are probably now seething with the DESIRE FOR REVENGE!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Here We Can Make Fun Of bleedgreen And realitycheck!

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What's the matter, bleedgreen? Cat got your tongue?

Oh, that's right, you can't reply because YOU'RE NOT REGISTERED!!!

Bwaahaahaahaahaa!

My plans for world domination are nearing completion!

(hold on a minute, OK? I need to go upstairs and help my mom with the dishes)

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Re: Here We Can Make Fun Of bleedgreen And realitycheck!

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I never really liked joining threads with bleengreen or realitycheck anyways. They always had spelling errors and their pointless drivel made me want to throw up.

They can't read this can they?? :-)
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Re: Here We Can Make Fun Of bleedgreen And realitycheck!

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I never really liked joining threads with bleengreen or realitycheck anyways. They always had spelling errors and their pointless drivel made me want to throw up.

They can't read this can they?? :-)

Oh sure, they can read it! Feel free to rub it in!
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give me enough time I'll take over. desperation helps you figure out how to reply. So there, I'll just takeover other threads and post your crap here so I can reply. how do you like that? You'll have to ban me. Granny panties? Please. Plaid Granny Panties, get it right.
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Default Re: Should We Do A Week's Test In The U.K. Forum Requiring Registration?

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Originally Posted by bleedgreen
didn't think I'd be that ingenuitive did you? Asshole, you made me laugh.
You know, somedays I need to take my compliments wherever I can find them, and "Asshole, you made me laugh" is one of the best I've ever received. It has just the right mix of affection and frustration.
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low blow gp65. I'm sad and hurt. Can I hide behind your skirt?

Admin, You nailed it, affection and frustration. And I love that you feed my paranoia by telling me you watch what thread I'm on.
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low blow gp65. I'm sad and hurt. Can I hide behind your skirt?

Admin, You nailed it, affection and frustration. And I love that you feed my paranoia by telling me you watch what thread I'm on.
Well, it was just that I knew you were online because you'd just posted, so I looked to see if you were reading the new post, and you were. First time I've done it. I wanted to be like a smart annoying younger brother, a role I'm not unfamiliar with.
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Well, it was just that I knew you were online because you'd just posted, so I looked to see if you were reading the new post, and you were. First time I've done it. I wanted to be like a smart annoying younger brother, a role I'm not unfamiliar with.
uh-huh...sure. ;-) Trust me, I know you are capable of a lot more than you would broadcast. I didn't care, as long as you're not sending it up to corporate, I'm good with it. I missed reading your banter, you make me laugh.
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Default Re: Should We Do A Week's Test In The U.K. Forum Requiring Registration?

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uh-huh...sure. ;-) Trust me, I know you are capable of a lot more than you would broadcast. I didn't care, as long as you're not sending it up to corporate, I'm good with it. I missed reading your banter, you make me laugh.
Nothing has ever leaked from me, and if anyone were to ever get burned by me, it would create a firestorm on the discussion board that I wouldn't be able to suppress. I have a very public record of protecting my people.
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Nothing has ever leaked from me, and if anyone were to ever get burned by me, it would create a firestorm on the discussion board that I wouldn't be able to suppress. I have a very public record of protecting my people.
hence the reason I still post here. even if it bugs you that I'm...oh, dare I say it? ... Unregistered. The firestorm it causes just being unregistered is hilarious.
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Default Re: Should We Do A Week's Test In The U.K. Forum Requiring Registration?

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hence the reason I still post here. even if it bugs you that I'm...oh, dare I say it? ... Unregistered. The firestorm it causes just being unregistered is hilarious.
Firestorm, my ass. More like a lightning bug at 20 paces.
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Old 2006-03-04
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Originally Posted by joely f
Wow what a fan base I have.

I would like to stress that I have NEVER come on here "unregistered"

However a few white lies never hurt anyone. I do know the unregisted person who came to my wedding reception, and he works in remarketing in U1.

The unregistered people are always so angry !!! Why ??
above is a quote written by joely f saying he knows someone on u1 remarketing.......yet again Joely F, you have been found out telling porkies again!
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Old 2006-03-04
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Default Re: Should We Do A Week's Test In The U.K. Forum Requiring Registration?

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above is a quote written by joely f saying he knows someone on u1 remarketing.......yet again Joely F, you have been found out telling porkies again!
Why would you think I am lying, I know alot of people in remarketing. My first manager at enterprise now works in remarketing, I went to university with someone that works in remarketing. And as I said, some one I know well in remarketing came to my wedding reception, as I went to his wedding reception.

The only pork pies you see are the many you have scoffed today whilst sitting on your fat arse. HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and perhaps you are a little like a pork pie...............full of shite.
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