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Old 2006-03-07
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I have no interest in discussing ways to improve enterprise, just the need to make sure enough people see this site and realise how shit the company is.

Spent quite a few years years thinking enterprise was up there with the best companies for offering benefits, do not believe it, they offer fuck all


yes and it took you four years to realise this! how fucking dumb are you?
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Old 2006-03-07
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tim o tei's girlfriend use to meet me and my mates for sex in car parks...pure slut and Tim was so in the dark about her, he thought she was his dream girl...she was only with him because he kept buying her gifts and took her for meals, ask Tim about the £300 phone he bought her which she sold to one of his mates for £100...tim u sad loser
oh my god - tim you really are a prick aren't you?

i don't blame her though - you can only be with this idiot for money and gifts! poor girl, i feel really sorry for her. i hope she has moved on to better things.

i am suprised that there has been no response from timotit - his boyfriend has replied but avoided the topic of tim's bird - so it must be true. tim, what do you have to say on this matter?

that question was aimed at timotit and not joely f, so joely f, don't even waste your time, we are all interested to what tim has to say on the matter first.
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Old 2006-03-07
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yes and it took you four years to realise this! how fucking dumb are you?
When did I ever say I worked at enterprise for 4 years ?
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Old 2006-03-07
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tim o tei's girlfriend use to meet me and my mates for sex in car parks...pure slut and Tim was so in the dark about her, he thought she was his dream girl...she was only with him because he kept buying her gifts and took her for meals, ask Tim about the £300 phone he bought her which she sold to one of his mates for £100...tim u sad loser

I hope you all cleaned your bellends thoroughly...this girl sounds filthy.I never realised dogging was so ingrained in ERAC culture.

I guess it makes sense given the limited opportunities for meeting the opposite sex erac staff get due to their crazy work schedules and tendency to talk about renting cars as if it`s of any interest to outsiders.

Maybe this website should explore the opportunities of fixing lonely singletons up for frenzied sex and red hot erac chat.

Chatlines could include: "Your bad debt is out of control...bend over."
And "Listen pal this micra is not a small van even with the seats down...suck on this"
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Old 2006-03-07
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When did I ever say I worked at enterprise for 4 years ?

Originally Posted by joely f
Having just left Enterprise feel that I need to give you my top ten, whilst I worked at Enterprise. Many of them have since left but there are still a few current ones.

1.Amy Wright (colchester, i think)
2. Kerry Isaaks (u199)
3.Joss Rutherford (u199, left)
4.Steph Taplin (colchester, i think)
5.Trish (Remarketing u199) sorry dont know her surname.
6.Jane Barnes (Romford, left)
7.Jazmine Crooknorth (U199)
8.
9. how sad is that I have only seen 7 fit woman in 4 years at Enterprise
10.

here you go you lying shit face - a post from you saying that you have worked at erac for 4 years!!!!!

just goes to prove that if you make up a lot of lies even you will start doubting the shit that comes out of your mouth!!!!!!

anyhow, i really don't care how long you have worked at erac - i just want to know what your boyfriend timotit thinks about everyone on this site knowing his bird was caught shagging his mates!!!!!

perhaps you and timotit can start your very own 'ex erac employee swinging society'!!!!! but seeing as you have an imaginery wife (no doubt she's a pig anyway) and timotit's bird is a bit of slapper, i don't think it will appeal to anyone!!!!!

your lying ways have again made you look like a cunt! perhaps you need to re-think your strategies!!!!!
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Old 2006-03-07
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Originally Posted by joely f
Having just left Enterprise feel that I need to give you my top ten, whilst I worked at Enterprise. Many of them have since left but there are still a few current ones.

1.Amy Wright (colchester, i think)
2. Kerry Isaaks (u199)
3.Joss Rutherford (u199, left)
4.Steph Taplin (colchester, i think)
5.Trish (Remarketing u199) sorry dont know her surname.
6.Jane Barnes (Romford, left)
7.Jazmine Crooknorth (U199)
8.
9. how sad is that I have only seen 7 fit woman in 4 years at Enterprise
10.

here you go you lying shit face - a post from you saying that you have worked at erac for 4 years!!!!!

just goes to prove that if you make up a lot of lies even you will start doubting the shit that comes out of your mouth!!!!!!

anyhow, i really don't care how long you have worked at erac - i just want to know what your boyfriend timotit thinks about everyone on this site knowing his bird was caught shagging his mates!!!!!

perhaps you and timotit can start your very own 'ex erac employee swinging society'!!!!! but seeing as you have an imaginery wife (no doubt she's a pig anyway) and timotit's bird is a bit of slapper, i don't think it will appeal to anyone!!!!!

your lying ways have again made you look like a cunt! perhaps you need to re-think your strategies!!!!!
Look you dumb fuck, I actually said that I had only seen 7 fit women in four years at Enterprise. In plain english (as you clearly are a retard) it means that 7 is all I have seen in four years. Its like saying that I have only spunked all over your bird 3 times in the last 3 months, it does not mean that I have only spunked over her 3 times, because it is clearly more than that. Well at least untill I stopped trauling through the beazer home leagues of women, and met my wife in the Premiership. Wow I just refered to your bird as the equivelent of Kettering Town FC, I must be in a good mood as that is being generous.

Now calm down, its only 1815, you have at least 3 more cars to wash.

1 - 0 to me, I think !!!!!!!!
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Look you dumb fuck, I actually said that I had only seen 7 fit women in four years at Enterprise. In plain english (as you clearly are a retard) it means that 7 is all I have seen in four years. Its like saying that I have only spunked all over your bird 3 times in the last 3 months, it does not mean that I have only spunked over her 3 times, because it is clearly more than that. Well at least untill I stopped trauling through the beazer home leagues of women, and met my wife in the Premiership. Wow I just refered to your bird as the equivelent of Kettering Town FC, I must be in a good mood as that is being generous.

Now calm down, its only 1815, you have at least 3 more cars to wash.

1 - 0 to me, I think !!!!!!!!
i don't give a shit how many fit birds you have seen in 4 years. you clearly asked who said you had worked at erac for 4 years. i replied by copying an earlier post from you quite clearly stating that you had been at erac for 4 years, proving what a lying prick you are!

you deranged moron, you clearly are thick as well as a liar! can't you understand english? do you enjoy making yourself out to being a twat?

so your wife plays in the premiership then? what team? arsenal? so those stories doing the rounds about those premiership players having gay orgies is true then? is your wife involved? was she the one with the vibrating phone then? LOL!!! you just can't help it can you?

timotit with his cheating bird and you with your footballer's gimp!!!!! what a fine pair you are!!!

also might i add that again you have ignored the whole timotit and his cheating bird! must be true then!

anyhow i will leave you to get ready, i hear you are having an orgy with the chelsea reserves whilst the main team is playing at the nou camp!!!
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i don't give a shit how many fit birds you have seen in 4 years. you clearly asked who said you had worked at erac for 4 years. i replied by copying an earlier post from you quite clearly stating that you had been at erac for 4 years, proving what a lying prick you are!

you deranged moron, you clearly are thick as well as a liar! can't you understand english? do you enjoy making yourself out to being a twat?

so your wife plays in the premiership then? what team? arsenal? so those stories doing the rounds about those premiership players having gay orgies is true then? is your wife involved? was she the one with the vibrating phone then? LOL!!! you just can't help it can you?

timotit with his cheating bird and you with your footballer's gimp!!!!! what a fine pair you are!!!

also might i add that again you have ignored the whole timotit and his cheating bird! must be true then!

anyhow i will leave you to get ready, i hear you are having an orgy with the chelsea reserves whilst the main team is playing at the nou camp!!!
Wow you admit that your birds looks are identical to the skill that Kettering Town FC have. Never mind, at least you have tried your best. As for your bird she is still starting at the lower leagues but will go higher.
HA HA !!!!!!

Now go and suck your GM's cock one more time, it may get you to "elite club" which itself is fucking funny !!!!!
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Wow you admit that your birds looks are identical to the skill that Kettering Town FC have. Never mind, at least you have tried your best. As for your bird she is still starting at the lower leagues but will go higher.
HA HA !!!!!!

Now go and suck your GM's cock one more time, it may get you to "elite club" which itself is fucking funny !!!!!
what are you spurting on about now? the above is nothing but drivel - take a tip from me, read this thread from the 4th page and you will realise just how much of a cock you look like now!
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Old 2006-03-07
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tim o tei's girlfriend use to meet me and my mates for sex in car parks...pure slut and Tim was so in the dark about her, he thought she was his dream girl...she was only with him because he kept buying her gifts and took her for meals, ask Tim about the £300 phone he bought her which she sold to one of his mates for £100...tim u sad loser
What are you babbling about?

That is possibly the lamest attempt at a wind-up I have ever heard.

Just goes to show the mentality of a drone - if someone has a go at your company you try and divert the attention and abuse people.

Anyway, you should be nice about her - you've got to buy her a Mother's Day card soon.
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