New computer system

[aans01]

This memo is to announce the devlopment of a new software system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all Enterprise Rent-A-Car data that is year 2006 compliant. The program is reffered to as the "Millenia Year Application Software System" (M.Y.A.S.S.).

*** THIS IS V.IMPORTANT, PLS READ CAREFULLY ****

Next Monday at 9:00am, I will be having an informal meeting at 0615 to see how M.Y.A.S.S. has grown at Enterprise. We will continue to have monthly meetings to ensure all new employees have the opportunity to view M.Y.A.S.S.As for the status of the implementation of the program, I have not addressed the networking aspects, so currently only one person can use M.Y.A.S.S. at a time.This restriction will be removed after M.Y.A.S.S. expands.
Several people are currently using M.Y.A.S.S. and have come to depend on it.Just last week, when asked to enter some data into the program, I had Karl say to me, "I'm a little nervous, I've never put anything in M.Y.A.S.S. before." I volunteered to help him through his first time and when we were done, he admitted that it was relatively painless and he was actually looking forward to doing it again. He went so far as to say that after using ECARS, he was ready to kiss M.Y.A.S.S.
I know there are concerns over the virus that was found in M.Y.A.S.S. upon initial installation, but I am pleased to say the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save M.Y.A.S.S. In the futue, protection will be required prior to entering M.Y.A.S.S.
We planed this database to encompass all information associated with everyday functions at Enterprise. So as you begin, feel free to put anything into M.Y.A.S.S. As M.Y.A.S.S. grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace to walk by any office and hear "Hey, stick this in M.Y.A.S.S."
The program has already demonstrated great benefit to Enterprise during a recent visit by several Area Managers. After requesting certain data, the Managers were amazed at how quickly I provided the feedback. When asked how the data could be retrieved so rapidly, I proudly stated "Simple I pulled it out of M.Y.A.S.S."Managers,Please pass this info onto your branch personnel. It is important that theyare familiar with M.Y.A.S.S!

[IhateERACUK]

Indeed, I heard that within MYASS, ERAC has its own custom made data and performance management system, managing staff feedback and promotional matrices. It is known as the Branch Universal Linear data Locator & Shelved Hierarchy Interface Template, or BULLSHIT for short.

[aans01]

Originally Posted by IhateERACUK

Indeed, I heard that within MYASS, ERAC has its own custom made data and performance management system, managing staff feedback and promotional matrices. It is known as the Branch Universal Linear data Locator & Shelved Hierarchy Interface Template, or BULLSHIT for short.

That explains how meanwell got to city manager.

Meanwell would leave tip ex marks on the screen correcting his spelling