I'm handing in my notice tomorrow...

...and I guess I will be asked to take gardening leave.

I am a U1 employee. Does anyone have any final requests before I jump ship forever?

Some requests I've had already...

1. Take picture of my butt and email it to the 'Global Enterprise Team'.
2. Take screen shots of AA0154 and post it to failing enterprise.com
3. Email Andy Taylor and let him know the truth.

Any further suggestions?

Better be quick...

I`d just say be honest in your exit interview, but don`t do anything that could come back to haunt you. Seen quite a few people leave then come back briefly. If you upset someone you never know he could end up being your boss in another company later - basically don`t burn bridges for no reason than 5 minutes satisfaction

crash a car. make it a merc and a high speed crash. tell them you fell asleep at the wheel due to long hours....

(remember your seatbelt)

not funny.... my mate at erac did crash a merc after falling asleep.

piss inside the Merc and leave your mark on (and smell) on ERAC...

Originally Posted by Unregisteredz

piss inside the Merc and leave your mark on (and smell) on ERAC...

dont piss, use milk instead, it is 100 times worse.