Health and Safety the ERAC way

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All Employees
Have responsibility to comply with the company Health and Safety Policy, and as a condition of employment must:

1. Take reasonable care for the safety of themselves and other persons.
(You are on your own)
2. Understand, obey and use the safety rules and practices relating to their work.
(Do as you are told)
3. Maintain all tools and equipment, and keep them in a clean, tidy and safe working condition.
(Try to keep the 10 yr old vacuum cleaner working)
4. Draw to the attention of the relevant Manager any significant safety risks.
(Risk getting the sack)
5. Report all accidents, even if no one was injured, and report any first-aid equipment used from the first-aid box.
(Take a first-aid kit out of a Merc if you use the last plaster(band-aid))
6. Wear the protective clothing provided.
(put your coat on)
7. Familiarise themselves with any local safety rules and regulations when working in branches other than their designated location.
(Don't get caught doing a £60 a day ABI in another area)
8. Report to management any defects in tools or equipment.
(Talk to the wall)
9. Avoid improvisation, short cuts and deviation from approved work methods as this entails unnecessary risks.
(improvise,take short cuts and do anything to get the job done)
10. Bring forward any constructive suggestions about ways of eliminating hazards, and improving the standards of health and safety.
(See piont 8)
11. Take all necessary steps to enable the company Health and Safety Policy to be implemented in an effective way.
(take no notice of the health and safty policy)

Oh so very true.