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Old 2006-10-01
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Default Worst Area Managers

I'll start the thread off with Dave Parry. The man's a liar and a nob jockey. Follows the green manual and doesn't give a shit about anything except his pay pack. I had the misfortune to work under him until he got 'promoted'. Keep thinking of the big green E dave, it makes it easier when you're gritting your teeth and grabbin your ankles.
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Luke Thomas
Without a shadow of a doubt.

"Er, er - what challeges have we got today?? Er, er a challenge is an opportunity to succeed!!"

And has anyone heard how he answers the phone???
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Old 2006-10-16
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Luke Thomas
Without a shadow of a doubt.

"Er, er - what challeges have we got today?? Er, er a challenge is an opportunity to succeed!!"

And has anyone heard how he answers the phone???
Have you seen him try and eat cornflakes without opening his mouth?
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Have you seen him try and eat cornflakes without opening his mouth?

You really are a cunt. Just because I made a few mistakes when I was first with trhe company you think it's clever to take the piss. The fact is cocksucker that I am now on considerably more money than you, and have a larger penis. If you don't believe me, get in touch with my ex's and they will tell you.
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You really are a cunt. Just because I made a few mistakes when I was first with trhe company you think it's clever to take the piss. The fact is cocksucker that I am now on considerably more money than you, and have a larger penis. If you don't believe me, get in touch with my ex's and they will tell you.
I'll get in touch with your ex's if you like. Do they still hang around at the YMCA?
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Old 2006-10-17
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You really are a cunt. Just because I made a few mistakes when I was first with trhe company you think it's clever to take the piss. The fact is cocksucker that I am now on considerably more money than you, and have a larger penis. If you don't believe me, get in touch with my ex's and they will tell you.
This is a new low. Once you've said this, you're done, because you've played all your cards.
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and have a larger penis.



If you don't believe me, get in touch with my ex's and they will tell you.


NICE!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH
did you USED to have a small cock BEFORE you left the company???


admitting that you NOW HAVE a larger cock to the whole world means shit to the rest of us
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NICE!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH
did you USED to have a small cock BEFORE you left the company???


admitting that you NOW HAVE a larger cock to the whole world means shit to the rest of us
Perhaps it's offered at the exit interview?
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Old 2006-10-18
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You really are a cunt. Just because I made a few mistakes when I was first with trhe company you think it's clever to take the piss. The fact is cocksucker that I am now on considerably more money than you, and have a larger penis. If you don't believe me, get in touch with my ex's and they will tell you.
Oh an LT if this is you...I doubt you earn more than me. You applied for a job with my company and didn't get past the application stage. On the application you stated your income...it wasn't good.
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I'll get in touch with your ex's if you like. Do they still hang around at the YMCA?
talking about ex's timotit.....how is yours? does she still have that phone you bought her?
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