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Old 2006-10-12
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Default A Fucking Tree.................

So all you people that were thinking we were going to get a bit of a pay out on the 50th anniversary.......We are planting 50 million trees over the next 50 years.

Who is going to review that one then Mr T.

Suppose its some way towards the yanks doing something for fucking off the Keyhoto Protocol......

Ahh well.......back to poverty..
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Default Re: A Fucking Tree.................

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So all you people that were thinking we were going to get a bit of a pay out on the 50th anniversary.......We are planting 50 million trees over the next 50 years.

Who is going to review that one then Mr T.

Suppose its some way towards the yanks doing something for fucking off the Keyhoto Protocol......

Ahh well.......back to poverty..
Thats actually a very good point. Where's our 'thankyou'????
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Thats actually a very good point. Where's our 'thankyou'????
Mate they did say that they were donating them money, 50 million USD as their way of thanking their employees who helped them be successful over the last 50 years......

Theres always hope...........Tomorrow, if Jack and Andy have read this they may just put a bung in our paypackets...
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$50 million USD divided over 40,000 FT employees is like $1250 each! fuck that, i'll take my share instead of a tree, pls?

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Default Re: A Fucking Tree.................

Morning Mr T.....

Can I please have a money tree....................

just like yours.......but not as big........Im a small lowly employee who doesnt earn much but am at the bottom of your big piramid...I work hard for you and want to sell some of my friends to help me get to the top of my piramid....
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Default Re: A Fucking Tree.................

Now now, didn't you read your enterprise magazine?? We get a book on customer service written by some famous author.

Excited?!
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Old 2006-11-28
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Now now, didn't you read your enterprise magazine?? We get a book on customer service written by some famous author.

Excited?!
So let me get this straight. To celebrate the hard work the renatl people do that hass given the Taylors success, they don't give you a bonus - even though they don't give a bonus at Christmas - but instead send you a book about how to increase business by customer service.

That's like them saying 'cheers, but we want more because we don't think you're working hard enough.'

I think that every branch should celbrate by leaving early (in lieu of a lunch break) and go to the pub and get shitfaced.

That would make the Talors sit up and take notice of who has the power in the branches, and how close they are to pissing evey single employee off.
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