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Old 2006-12-10
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Default xmas gift

any idea what this year xmas gifts are?
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Apparently theres a chinese cargo ship doing thirty knots across the pacific.Its got all the xmas presents onboard.Shit watches, suitbags, and laptopbags.Made by the usual taiwanese six year kids that enterprise employs on an xmas "pro rata" basis! So if u put in for your present and its not in stock, the ship hasnt docked yet!
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Its bullshit...again!
You can have either a spa robe, with a lovely green E on it!
A beach kit which includes two green and white beach towels (again horrible)
A cheap crappy watch out of a cornflakes boy
A clock
A pink hand bag!

Thats about it really, what a loada shit!
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Its bullshit...again!
You can have either a spa robe, with a lovely green E on it!
A beach kit which includes two green and white beach towels (again horrible)
A cheap crappy watch out of a cornflakes boy
A clock
A pink hand bag!

Thats about it really, what a loada shit!
Into the shitter it goes! Different year same crappy E-stuff.
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The only item I still use that I received from ERAC is the luggage set.. Even to this day, I try to black out the E. I am always embarassed when it is going around in baggage claim
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Has anyone used their barbeque kit they got a couple of years ago- what a load of shit!
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I've never seen such shit xmas stuff given to staff in all my life.

As if the £2.99 list to choose from wasn't fucking crap enough, everything's branded with the pathetic E logo.

Still, the robes and the towels they're giving away will look great when it's mopping up my dogs piss and shit. I woudn't dream of letting them kip on it, poor dogs.

Enterprise can stick their excuse for presents up their sweaty dirtboxes as far as I'm concerned.
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Good use of the word "dirtbox" keep it up! As for the bullshit presents and the "We don't fuckin dare call it Christmas" Party which is in January, joke of a company, get out and join a proper business where you get taken to one of the best venues in the country, free bar all night and you actually want to be with your managers. And I know for a fact that they will not employ someone to analyse the bar receipt all February to see why people ordered triples after 12am. $8 billion and they are worried about a £10k bar tab, seriously tight isn't the word. On a happier note my CHRISTMAS party is in the week before the big day and I finish at lunchtime on Friday 22nd and will not be in again until the New Year and all because I left Erac, Merry Christmas!
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Has anyone used their barbeque kit they got a couple of years ago- what a load of shit!

I got three of them and gave away the other two. We camp and I use it every time. It's actually decent grill considering it was free.
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gary palmer came round our group and pissed in everbodys mouth.he let us keep the steam off the piss but we had to work the next month for free for the privelge!Roby sells out on pay deals.adele is obssesed with roby and cliff richards got anew tune out.cud christmas get any worse?
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