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Old 2007-03-15
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Default Andrew Morris - U511 - Idiot of the Day

Did anyone see this guys e-mail today where he sent the following to the whole of U5 by mistake by replying to all!!!! what a clown - how long before he is fired???!!!


From: Morris, Andrew J
Sent: 15 March 2007 09:37
To: Rees, Kristian J; GroupU5; Bentham, Joshua
Subject: LISTEN


Mate, joke for you......

Jeremy "Beedall" was having a wank. In his head, he was thinking, in one hand, my cocks fucking tiny, but in the othe hand, its fucking massive................got a gammy hand hasnt he......gammy like.............hahahhahahaahahhaahhahahahhahahah haa

ANDREW MORRIS

MANAGEMENT TRAINEE - U511
U5 South Wales and the West
Enterprise Rent-A-Car
Tel: 02920 472 800
Fax: 02920 472 810


He then followed it an hour later with a lame apology!!! LEGEND!!!

From: Morris, Andrew J
Sent: 15 March 2007 10:04
To: GroupU5
Subject: APOLOGIES


I would like to apologise for that recent e-mail. I am deeply sorry if I have offended anybody within the group. I've realised that my actions have been very unprofessional and I will not under any circumstances let this happen again in the future.

Sincere apologies

ANDREW MORRIS

MANAGEMENT TRAINEE - U511
U5 South Wales and the West
Enterprise Rent-A-Car
Tel: 02920 472 800
Fax: 02920 472 810
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Default Re: Andrew Morris - U511 - Idiot of the Day

Wouldn't of been half as embarassing if it wasn't the most painfully unfunny joke ever.

What a wanker !
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Old 2007-03-16
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Default Re: Andrew Morris - U511 - Idiot of the Day

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Wouldn't of been half as embarassing if it wasn't the most painfully unfunny joke ever.

What a wanker !

Just not a joke if you have to explain it.

He must've shit himself when he pressed the send button and realised...
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Default Re: Andrew Morris - U511 - Idiot of the Day

hes not the first person to accidentally hit reply to all. the content however leaves a little to be desired..
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